my kind of diet is eating everything i can then hoping to lose weight over night
stairway to heaven
highway to hell
exploding dick to purgatory
i finally understand that reference
(Source: ramrambolton)
My grandmother grew up in this tiny village in Barbados, and she was the only kid in the village to have a cricket bat. She used to play with all the boys, but then they started stealing the bat every time she bought it out of the house and saying that she couldn’t play because girls shouldn’t play sport. So one day she invited them to come play cricket, then set fire to the bat and made them watch it burn, so none of them could play cricket anymore. She was 11.
what did the squirrel say to his waitress
squirrels dont fucking talk you piece of shit
why would he say that to his waitress she would obviously know he was being dishonest
when you see a shoe in the middle of the road and you wonder what is its story
Reblog this if you want a fake marriage proposal in your ask <3
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[[OMFG THESE ARE ALWAYS AMAZINGLY FUNNY]]
Please omg
BONUS POINTS IF IT’S FROM A FICTIONAL CHARACTER
bouns if you do it as amaizngphil
(Source: captainfandom)
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