#373 I want Legolas to finger me, then put his whole hand inside me, then his other hand then both his arms and then his head and his shoulders and his body then his legs and feet and I want him to live inside me and control me. I am Legolas.

#373 I want Legolas to finger me, then put his whole hand inside me, then his other hand then both his arms and then his head and his shoulders and his body then his legs and feet and I want him to live inside me and control me. I am Legolas.

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princess-natashaa:

tapthatguy-x-version:

derekisme:

Heroic Male Model Strips To Save Drowning Dog

What other reasons are you reblogging this for, let’s just be honest here.

I don’t know about you , but I reblogged it because the cute ass fucking dog got saved and that makes me so happy .

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handwritingofgod:

allthrumyribs:

wewewe-soexcited:

He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion.

The only creatures that are evolved enough to convey pure love are dogs and infants.

There is no part of my brain that is equipped to handle these photos in any sort of rational manner.

I CANNOT WAIT TO BRING BUCKY HOME TOMORROW

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cindermella:

this is painfully accurate.

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twowhovianhearts:

askenjonine:

kierstiel:

221becquerel:

zchr:

what if you woke up with amnesia and all you could remember was your tumblr password and you had to discover who you were based off your posts

“wow I sure had a thing for boats”

#’wait am i a gay man’

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this is the most perfect thing on tumblr omfg

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internet-the-explorer:

jaclcfrost:

jaclcfrost:

one of my main nicknames courtesy of my family is “emmy” and my uncle was like “what if you marry a guy named anthony whose nickname is tony then you’d be emmy and tony” 

and then “what if his last name was award”

and then my cousin put in “if you have a son you could name him oscar”

emmy, tony, and oscar award

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oh my god

sell oscar to leonardo dicaprio

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royalblackpirate:

epic-vines:

When tree branches get in my way

Vine by: Logan Paul

How we manage to cram such genius in 6 seconds is beyond me. This is art.

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jakemalik:

"hey do you have any cool plans for the break?"

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lisabunnies:

You see the weirdest things at parks in LA. This guy was bench-pressing this goose for ten minutes. 

lisabunnies:

You see the weirdest things at parks in LA. This guy was bench-pressing this goose for ten minutes. 

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dontknowchev:

deaneggsandsam:

when u sneeze in front of your pet and they look like you’ve just offended their great ancestors

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My dog just stares at me like “the FUCK is wrong with you.”

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his-submissive-girl:

After 19 months apart, I really don’t know what else this motherfucker was expecting.

his-submissive-girl:

After 19 months apart, I really don’t know what else this motherfucker was expecting.

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badwolfwillrise:

stability:

aresnakesreal:

donatellavevo:

an emotional roller coaster from start to finish

I hate this so much more than anything

a cinematic masterpiece

Wut

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armadillo:

Im buysexual, you buy me food, i become sexual

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